Ninety Percent Of Life Is Just Showing

You Can't Ride Two Horses With One Behind.

I Wonder If Socrates And Plato Took A House On Crete During The Summer.

The Universe Is Merely A Fleeting Idea In God's Mind -- A Pretty Uncomfortable Thought, Particularly If You've Just Made A Down Payment On A House.

If 90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up, The Other 10% Depends On What You're Showing Up For.

I Have No Regard For That Kind Of Ceremony. I Just Don't Think They Know What They're Doing. When You See Who Wins Those Things-or Who Doesn't Win Them-you Can See How Meaningless This Oscar Thing Is.