Nine-tenths Of All Existing Books Are Nonsense.

He Who Anticipates His Century Is Generally Persecuted When Living, And Always Pilfered When Dead.

Change Is As Inexorable As Time, Yet Nothing Meets With More Resistance.

Never Complain And Never Explain.

To Do Nothing And Get Something, Formed A Boy's Ideal Of A Manly Career.

A Good Eater Must Be A Good Man; For A Good Eater Must Have A Good Digestion, And A Good Digestion Depends Upon A Good Conscience.