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I Just Love Dealing With People Whose Idea Of Sometimes Is Every Thousand Years,” I Said.

His Eyes Widened Just A Bit, His Lips Flexed. I Realized He Was Trying Not To Laugh. I Hate It When People Find My Threats Amusing.

He Ordered Food With A Childlike Glee And Watched Me Eat, Tasting It As I Did. In Private He'd Roll On His Back Like A Cat, Hands Pressed To His Mouth As If Trying To Drain Every Taste. It Was The Only Thing He Did That Was Cute. He Was Gorgeous, Sensual, But Rarely Cute. - Anita Blake About Jean-claude

"i Was Just Offered A Contract On Your Life, For Enough Money To Make It Worth My While." It Was My Turn To Be Quiet. "did You Take It?" "would I Be Calling You If I Had?" "maybe," I Said. He Laughed. "true, But I'm Not Going To Take It." "why Not?" "friendship." "try Again," I Said. "i Figure I'll Get To Kill More People Guarding You. If I Take The Contract, I Only Get To Kill You." "comforting."

You Are An Abomination Before God. Jesus Loves You Too, I Said Smiling.