Next To The Joy Of The Egotist

This Is The Sphinx Of The Hearthstone, The Little God Of Domesticity, Whose Presence Turns A House Into A Home.

To Have Given Pleasure To One Human Being Is A Recollection That Sweetens Life.

Miserliness Is The One Vice That Grows Stronger With Increasing Years. It Yields Its Sordid Pleasures To The End.

Science May Carry Us To Mars, But It Will Leave The Earth Peopled As Ever By The Inept.

A Puppy Is But A Dog, Plus High Spirits, And Minus Common Sense.