Next To That Kid, We All Look

Next To That Kid, We All Look Like Onions.

There's Nothing That I Love More Than Predawn. I'm With The Dogs, I Make Coffee, And There's No One Up.

Many Actors Want To Play Hamlet And Macbeth. Ever Since I Became An Actor, From The Very Beginning I Just Wanted To Play A Shetland Pony. I Cannot Explain Why

To Have A Successful Marriage, A Man Must, On A Fundamental Level Be Scared Shitless Of His Wife.

I'd Like To Thank My Parents For Not Practicing Birth Control.