Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look

The Alexander Technique Helped A Long-standing Back Problem And To Get A Good Night's Sleep After Many Years Of Tossing And Turning.

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.

It's Born Of Sheer Laziness. My Signature Dishes Are Salads, Hamburgers And Popcorn. That's Not The Kind Of Stuff That Gets You An Entry In The Distinguished Book Of Culinary Records. Being Known For Great Soufflé Is One Thing But A Good Hamburger? What Would They Say? "yeah, He Really Knew How To Put The Cheese On."

We've Polluted The Stratosphere With These Chlorine And Bromine Compounds, And Because It's Now Colder, And Because We Have This Change In The Climate, We're Getting More Ozone Loss Than We Would Have Gotten In A Normal Year.

I Have Vision And The Rest Of The World Wears Bifocals.