Never Yawn In Front Of A Lady.

Stay Alive, Stay Active, And Get As Much Practice As You Can.

Should Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. Anyhow The Fact Of The Matter Is I've Failed Usually. I'm Exceptionally Enamored With Women; I Respect Them. Yet, In The Same Way As All Men, I Don't Comprehend Them.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Hustler With A Literary Agent.

There Are Things About Organized Religion Which I Resent. Christ Is Revered As The Prince Of Peace, But More Blood Has Been Shed In His Name Than Any Other Figure In History. You Show Me One Step Forward In The Name Of Religion, And I'll Show You A Hundred Retrogressions…i'm For Decency—period. I'm For Anything And Everything That Bodes Love And Consideration For My Fellow Man. But When Lip Service To Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality On Wednesday And Absolution On Sunday—count Me Out.

Only Sing - Don't Do Cheap Songs, Don't Do Silly Songs, Just Do, Just Do Wonderful Songs That Are Well-written.