Never Trust A Man In A Jumpsuit

I Am Ashamed To Be A Member Of The Human Race But I Don't Want To Add Any More To That Shame, I Want To Scrape A Little Of It Off.

Bad Writing's Like Bad Women: There's Just Not Much You Can Do About It

My Part Of The Game Is That I Must Live The Best I Can.

Show Me A Man Who Lives Alone And Has A Perpetually Clean Kitchen, And 8 Times Out Of 9 I'll Show You A Man With Detestable Spiritual Qualities.

Erections, Ejaculations,exhibitions And General Tales Of Ordinary Madness.