Never Take A Solemn Oath. People Think

The Business Of Life Is To Enjoy Oneself; Everything Else Is A Mockery.

The Longer One Lives, The More One Realizes That Nothing Is A Dish For Every Day.

Education Is A State-controlled Manufactory Of Echoes.

The Present Age, For All Its Cosmopolitan Hustle, Is Curiously Suburban In Spirit.

To Find A Friend One Must Close One Eye. To Keep Him...two.