Never Take A Solemn Oath. People Think

You Can Tell The Ideals Of A Nation By Its Advertisements.

Distrust Of Authority Should Be The First Civic Duty.

No Great Man Is Ever Born Too Soon Or Too Late.

The Families Of Our Friends Are Always A Disappointment.

The True Cook Is The Perfect Blend, The Only Perfect Blend, Of Artist And Philosopher. He Knows His Worth: He Holds In His Palm The Happiness Of Mankind, The Welfare Of Generations Yet Unborn.