Never Take A Solemn Oath. People Think

Many A Man Who Thinks To Found A Home Discovers That He Has Merely Opened A Tavern For His Friends.

I Can Find No Room In My Cosmos For A Deity Save As A Waste Product Of Human Weakness, The Excrement Of The Imagination.

Wine Is A Precarious Aphrodisiac, And Its Fumes Have Blighted Many A Mating.

If You Want To See What Children Can Do, You Must Stop Giving Them Things.

There Is So Much Goodness In Real Life- Do Let Us Keep It Out Of Our Books.