Never Stir Up Litigation. A Worse Man

Character Is Like A Tree, And Reputation Is Like Its Shadow.

The Severest Justice May Not Always Be The Best Policy

It's Not Me Who Can't Keep A Secret. It's The People I Tell That Can't.

I Have Come To The Conclusion Never Again To Think Of Marrying, And For This Reason, I Can Never Be Satisfied With Anyone Who Would Be Blockhead Enough To Have Me.

I Have Just Read Your Dispatch About Sore-tongued And Fatigued Horses, Will You Pardon Me For Asking What The Horses Of Your Army Have Done Since The Battle Of Antietam That Fatigues Anything?