Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

The Trip Across Arizona Is Just One Oasis After Another. You Can Just Throw Anything Out And It Will Grow There, I Like Arizona.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

Being A Hero Is About The Shortest-lived Profession On Earth.