Never Root For A Team Whose Uniforms

I Had School Debt I Had To Pay Off. Sometimes I Would Do Commercials To Get Me Through. And So I Kept Bumping Along Like That And Learning Different Things. I Knew I Wanted To Get Out On My Own. I Was Just Super-curious, And I Was A Good Listener. And That Got Me Through.

I Think It's Very Hard To Be Naked In A Scene And Not Be Upstaged By Your Nipples.

When I Tell People I'm A Comedian They Say, 'oh, Are You Funny?' I Say, 'no, It's Not That Kind Of Comedy.'

We Stand A Chance Of Getting A President Who Has Probably Killed More People Before He Gets Into Office Than Any President In The History Of The United States.

If You Walk Down The Street And See Someone In A Box, You Have A Choice. That Person Is Either The Other And You're Fearful Of Them, Or That Person Is An Extension Of Your Family.