Never Make A Speech At A Country

Curtis Le May Wants To Bomb Hanoi And Haiphong. You Know How He Likes To Go Around Bombing.

If We Fail Now, Then We Will Have Forgotten In Abundance What We Learned In Hardship: That Democracy Rests On Faith; Freedom Asks More Than It Gives; And The Judgment Of God Is Harshest On Those Who Are Most Favored.

I Want To Make A Policy Statement. I Am Unabashedly In Favor Of Women.

Jerry Ford Is So Dumb He Can't Fart And Chew Gum At The Same Time.

The Crotch, Down Where Your Nuts Hang, Is Always A Little Too Tight.