Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

I Wish That Real Estate Were Cheaper And Clothes Were More Expensive.

I Don't Care If New York Avoided Bankruptcy By Substituting Tourism For The Garment Business.

When You Reach A Certain Age, Suddenly There Are Lots Of People Younger Than You, Which Is Really Startling.

[friendships] Are Easy To Get Out Of Compared To Love Affairs, But They Are Not Easy To Get Out Of Compared To, Say, Jail.