Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.

When You Leave New York, You Are Astonished At How Clean The Rest Of The World Is. Clean Is Not Enough.

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.

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New York City Is Filled With The Same Kind Of People I Left New Jersey To Get Away From.

The Main Symptom Of Falling In Love Is That You Lose Your Intellectual Prowess.