Never Fire A Laser At A Mirror.

Any Damn Fool Can Predict The Past.

I Don't Have A Strong Interest In History.

The Dinosaurs Became Extinct Because They Didn't Have A Space Program.

Fear Is The Brother Of Hate.

Once Every Hundred Years, The Los Angeles Smog Rolls Away For A Single Night, Leaving The Air As Clean As Interstellar Space. That Way The Gods Can See If Los Angeles Is Still There. If It Is, They Roll The Smog Back So They Won't Have To Look At It.