Never F*!k With The Ineffable.

I Don't See What's So Triffic About Creating People As People And Then Gettin' Upset 'cos They Act Like People.

The Truth Is A Fog, In Which One Man Sees The Heavenly Host And The Other One Sees A Flying Elephant.

The Thing About Witchcraft," Said Mistress Weatherwax, "is That It's Not Like School At All. First You Get The Test, And Then Afterward You Spend Years Findin' Out How You Passed It. It's A Bit Like Life In That Respect

I Used To Like Reading And You Read Enough Books And You Overflow And Then You Start Writing.

Life Is A Trick, And You Get One Chance To Learn It.