Never Eat Spinach Just Before Going On

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

Texas: 32 Electoral Votes, Another Of The So-called Big Enchiladas Or If Not An Enchilada At Least A Huge Taco.

Journalism Is Not A Precise Science, It's A Crude Art

Don't Taunt The Alligator Until After You've Crossed The Creek.

Have You Ever Had Any Anger About President Bush - Who Spent His Time During The Vietnam War In The National Guard - Running, In Effect, A Campaign That Does Its Best To Diminish Your Service In Vietnam? You Have To Be At Least Irritated By That, Or Have You Been?