Never Buy Anything That Eats While You

I'm A Performer, Comedian, Entertainer, Writer And Director.

I Can't Stand The Gossip Of Celebrities' Lives, All The Time! Every Minute!

The Possibilities That Are Suggested In Quantum Physics Tell Us That Everything That We're Looking At May Not Be In Fact There, So The Underlying Nature Of Being Is Weird.

Captain Kirk Has Been A Source Of Pleasure And Income For A Long Time.

Oh, For God's Sake... Get A Life, Will You?