Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic

I Rank Money Higher Than Social Life Or Meaning Because Once You Have Money, Those Other Things Are Easier To Get. For Example, You Won't Have Much Of A Social Life If You Can't Afford To Do Anything. And You Can't Make Money If Your Health Is A Mess.

Nothing Inspires Forgiveness Quite Like Revenge.

Always Remember That As Long As Other People Are Gullible, There's No Limit To What You Can Achieve.

I Can't Memorize Names And Shake Hands At The Same Time.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.