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Perhaps Something Like Facebook Couldn't Have Been Invented By Somebody Who Goes Out Five Nights A Week And Has A Ton Of Friends And Makes Friends Really Easily.

Stupid People Surround Themselves With Smart People. Smart People Surround Themselves With Smart People Who Disagree With Them.

When I Was A Kid, I Wanted To Be An Actor. I Was Acting In All The School Plays. I Went To School For Acting. I Was Really Sure That That's What I Wanted To Do.

We Live In A World That Has Walls, And Those Walls Have To Be Guarded By Men With Guns.

Josh: So, Toby, It’s Election Night. What Do You Say About A Country That Goes Out Of Its Way To Protect Even Those Citizens That Try To Destroy It? Toby: God Bless America.