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She's A Person; The Doctor Pronounces Her Dead, Not The News.

If You Can Socialize From The Privacy Of Your Desk At Night In A Dark Room, You Can Be A Smoother, Cooler, Funnier, Sexy, More Everything Person Than You Actually Are In Real Life.

You Can Only Write, 'somebody Wants Something, Something Else Is In Their Way Of Getting It.'

We Live In A World That Has Walls, And Those Walls Have To Be Guarded By Men With Guns.

Humans Know When It's Not A Good Story. Unless You Do This For A Living, You May Not Know Exactly Why You Don't Like A Story, But You Can't Fool An Audience Ever. They Know When You Have It And They Know When You Don't.