Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

You Can Observe A Lot By Just Watching.

A Nickel Ain't Worth A Dime Anymore.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.

You Can't Think And Hit The Ball At The Same Time.