Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy Him.

The Game Isn't Over Till It's Over.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.