Necessity Is Our Quickest Excuse.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Do Well By Doing Good.

The First Degree Of Folly, Is To Conceit One's Self Wise; The Second To Profess It; The Third To Despise Counsel.

Kill No More Pigeons Than You Can Eat.

Drink Does Not Drown Care, But Waters It, And Makes It Grow Faster.