Necessity Is Our Quickest Excuse.

Rules Too Soft Are Seldomly Followed; Rules Too Harsh Are Seldomly Executed.

Beer Is God's Way Of Telling Us That He Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy.

Laws Without Morals Are In Vain.

Nothing But Money, Is Sweeter Than Honey.

I Am For Doing Good To The Poor, But I Differ In Opinion About The Means. I Think The Best Way Of Doing Good To The Poor Is Not Making Them Easy In Poverty, But Leading Or Driving Them Out Of It.