Nature Is Seldom In The Wrong, Custom

We Should Ask, Not Who Is The Most Learned, But Who Is The Best Learned.

Satire Should, Like A Polished Razor Keen, Wound With A Touch That's Scarcely Felt Or Seen.

One Would Suffer A Great Deal To Be Happy.

Be Plain In Dress, And Sober In Your Diet; In Short, My Deary, Kiss Me, And Be Quiet.

No Modest Man Ever Did Or Ever Will Make A Fortune.