Nature Does Not Create Works Of Art.

I Have Been Accused Of Being A Joker. But The Most Successful Art To Me Involves Humor.

L Photograph What L Do Not Wish To Paint And L Paint That Which L Cannot Photograph.

The Tricks Of Today Are The Truths Of Tomorrow.

Quote Me As Much As You Like; As A Matter Of Fact I Don’t Even Mind If You Misquote Me !

All My Life I Have Painted Pictures So That Certain People Would Drop Dead When They Looked At Them, But I Have Not Succeeded Yet. The Worst Painting Cant Hurt You, But A Bad Driver Can Kill You, A Bad Judge Can Send You To The Chair, A Bad Politician Can Ruin An Entire Country, That Is Why Even A Bad Painting Is Sacred.