My Worst Expectations Never Happened.

It Was The Dumbest Thing I Had Ever Seen, But It's A Family Thing, And I Guess It's Clean.

I May Be The Only Mother In America Who Knows Exactly What Their Child Is Up To All The Time.

I'm Taking A Vow Not To Advise.

I Think The Country Has Had Enough Bushes.

Raising Five Boys Is A Handful, Trust Me.