My Wife Would Say I'm Not Romantic

I Wouldn't Be Here If It Wasn't For My Mum. I Know I've Got Irish Blood Because I Wake Up Everyday With A Hangover.

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'

I Was Playing Guitar Before I Heard The Beatles, But As I Got Older And Listened To Their Tunes I Realized They Were Amazing. They Inspire Me More Now Than They Did When I Was A Kid And Are Still The Greatest.

Anything That's Of Any Use, Famous People Get Hold Of It And Take It For Themselves And It Gets A Bad Rap.

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.