My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Some Take Their Gold In Minted Mold, And Some In Harps Thereafter, But Give Me Mine In Bubbles Fine And Keep The Change In Laughter.

Modesty: The Gentle Art Of Enhancing Your Charm By Pretending Not To Be Aware Of It.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But It Gains A Certain Polish.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.