My Way Of Joking Is To Tell

I Do Not Want Actors And Actresses To Understand My Plays. That Is Not Necessary. If They Will Only Pronounce The Correct Sounds I Can Guarantee The Results.

Home Life Is No More Natural To Us Than A Cage Is Natural To A Cockatoo.

We Have In England A Curious Belief In First-rate People, Meaning All The People We Do Not Know; And This Consoles Us For The Undeniable Second-rateness Of The People We Do Know.

A Man's Behaviour May Be Quite Harmless And Even Beneficial, When He Ismorally Behaving Like A Scoundrel. And He May Do Great Harm When He Is Morally Acting On The Highest Principles.

I Have Very Carefully Studied Islam And The Life Of Its Prophet (pbuh). I Have Done So Both As A Student Of History And As A Critic. And I Have Come To Conclusion That Muhammad (pbuh) Was Indeed A Great Man And A Deliverer And Benefactor Of Mankind Which Was Till Then Writhing Under The Most Agonising Pain.