My Vocal Cords Lived Their Own Life,

Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

Sex, Whatever Else It Is, Is An Athletic Skill. The More You Practice, The More You Can, The More You Want To, The More You Enjoy It, The Less It Tires You.

Specialization Is For Insects.

There Is An Old, Old Story About A Theologian Who Was Asked To Reconcile The Doctrine Of Divine Mercy With The Doctrine Of Infant Damnation. 'the Almighty,' He Explained, 'finds It Necessary To Do Things In His Official And Public Capacity Which In His Private And Personal Capacity He Deplores.

The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth - A 6 Foot Plot Above Them.