My Type Of Humor Is Me Not

Most People Presume My Mustache Is Not Real Because It's Much Darker Than My Regular Hair.

The Few People Who Ask To Have Their Photographs With Me, I Almost Always Say Yes, Except For A Few Circumstances, Like When My Family Is Around.

My Fame Is Due To Broadcast Television.

Borges Was Unapologetically Smart And Equally Sentimental; A Proto-geek, Blind To Distinctions Between Low Pulp Fiction And High Criticism, Experimental But Never Arch, And Always Playful, With A Humor As Dry As Dust.

I Think For The Foreseeable Future, The Truth Is Going To Be Awful And Funny All At The Same Time.