My Son, Max, Was Born The Day

If You Watch 'e.t.' And Say That There Are Holes In The Story Because This Alien Lands, Then Don't Go To The Movie! It Drives Me Insane.

With Shakespeare, If You're Not Going To Do The Iambic Pentameter, Do Some Other Play.

My Son Walked Up To Nicole On The Beach And I Was Throwing The Ball For The Dogs In The Ocean... I Was Like, Max You Get The Dogs. I’ll Talk To The Hot Blondes.

I'm Just Really Proud Of 'dead Head Fred.'

The Idea For Actors Is To Make A Living Telling Stories, So If You Can Do That, Then You’re Way Ahead Of The Game.