My Self-absorption Warms Me; Yours Boils Me.

Imprudence Relies On Luck, Prudence On Method. That Gives Prudence Less Edge Than It Expects.

Pain Narrows Consciousness; Pleasure Blurs It.

Money Is A Better Tonic Than Geritol.

Magic Trick: To Make People Disappear, Ask Them To Fulfill Their Promises.

Intellectuals Have Opinions On Subjects They Just Heard About Five Minutes Ago.