My Secrets Are Petty But Humiliating.

The Educated Can Listen Impassively To Almost Anything.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.

Old Men Feel A Slightly Reluctant Affection For One Another.

Authority Is Conferred By Position, Not Character.

Like A Frog, The Aphorist Waits For Something To Fly By That He Can Catch With His Tongue.