My Relationship With Death Remains The Same

When I Am In New York, I Want To Be In Europe, And When I Am In Europe, I Want To Be In New York.

I'm A Comedian. I Make Comic Films And There Are Certain Ideas That Occur To Me That Are Comic, With Heavy, Serious Undertones. There Are Some Ideas That Are More Frivolous To Me. The Next Idea That Could Occur To Me Could Be Comedy About Death And Famine Or Something.

If My Films Make One More Person Miserable, I'll Feel I Have Done My Job.

My Wife And I Thought We Were In Love, But It Turned Out To Be Benign

Arlene And I Have To Get A Divorce. She Thinks I'm A Pervert Because I Drank Our Water Bed.