My Parents Were Sixty Years Married.

Most Working Days I Can Be At My Desk For Nine Hours A Day.

When I'm Writing I Just Think There's Only The Page And Me And Nobody Else.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.

Good Ideas Are Often Murdered By Better Ones.

You Know People Are Always Putting Ulysses In The Top 10 Books Ever Written But I Doubt That Any Of Those People Were Really Moved By It.