My Parents Gave Up A Lot To

Grammar Schools Are Public Schools Without The Sodomy.

I Can't Think Of A Bigger Waste Of Police Time Than Chasing Somebody Who Has Said Something Offensive On Twitter.

My Parents Have Been Dead For Many Years, And When Your Folks Are Gone There Is Nobody Standing Between You And Eternity.

Largely This Is A Class Thing - Writers Tend To Be Cosseted Little Middle-class Kiddies Who Think That The World Owes Them A Royalty Cheque. But Just Doing It - Being In Your Room For Years On End, Locked In Your Head, Alone With Invented Ghosts - It Weakens And Softens The Body. And I Know I Can't Just Live In My Head.

People Are Always Surprised At What A Nice Guy I Am.