My Parents Gave Up A Lot To

Tattoos Are So Widespread, So Ugly And So Very, Very Permanent. You Can, In Theory, Have Them Removed - But A Large Chunk Of Your Living Flesh Will Go With It.

Grammar Schools Are Public Schools Without The Sodomy.

The Thing I Care About Is My Weight - I'm As Fanatical About It As A Member Of Girls Aloud. I Weigh Myself Every Morning. I Know Exactly What I Want To Be - 82kg - And I Try To Stick To It.

I Don't Think Much Of Anything I Wrote Before The Age Of 30.

Love Is What's Left When Being In Love Is Gone, Okay? It's When You Care About Someone And You Hope They're Happy, But You're Not Under Any Illusions About Them. Maybe That Kind Of Love Is Not Exciting And Passionate And All Those Things That Fade With Time. All Those Things That You're So Keen On. But In The End It's The Only Kind Of Love That Really Matters.