My Own Best Books Have Not Been

The Axiom Of Conditioned Repetition, Like The Binomial Theorem, Is Nothing But A Piece Of Insolence.

Orthodoxy Is A Relaxation Of The Mind Accompanied By A Stiffening Of The Heart.

What Did Jesus Say To The Headwaiter At The Last Supper? 'separate Checks, Please.'

The Most Common Form Of Terrorism In The U.s.a. Is That Carried On By Bulldozers And Chain Saws.

The Only Thing Worse Than A Knee-jerk Liberal Is A Knee-pad Conservative.