My Old Man Taught Me Two Things:

It's A Long Story. Want A Refill?" "no, Let's Start The Steak. Where's The Button?" "right Here." "well, Push It." "me? You Offered To Cook." "ben Caxton, I Will Lie Here And Starve Before I Will Get Up To Push A Button Six Inches From Your Finger" "as You Wish." He Pressed The Button. "but Don't Forget Who Cooked Dinner.

To Be Matter-of-fact About The World Is To Blunder Into Fantasy - And Dull Fantasy At That, As The Real World Is Strange And Wonderful.

You Can Go Wrong By Being Too Skeptical As Readily As By Being Too Trusting.

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured With Money, Or Through Education, Or By Legislation.

If You Would Know A Man, Observe How He Treats A Cat.