My Mother Was A Trained Nurse, And

I Have Great Family And Good Friends; The Stories I Told Became Popular, And People All Over The World Bought Them.

If You Don't Go To A Dance You Can Never Be Rejected But You'll Never Get To Dance Either.

I'm A Great Will Maker. I've Made My Will Every Year Since I Was 21.

I Have No Idea Whether What I Write Will Be Of The Remotest Interest To Anyone Else. Some Mornings When I Read What I Wrote The Previous Day I Think It's Fairly Entertaining; Other Times I Think It's Pure Rubbish. The Main Thing Is Not To Take Any Notice, Not To Be Elated Or Upset, Just Keep Going.

My Mother Was A Trained Nurse, And She'd Tell Me That Patients Would Fight As They Were Administered Anaesthetic, Grappling To Get The Gas Mask Off Their Face.