My Mother Was A Democrat - Southern

Upon Hearing The Results Of Her Breast Examination, The First Lady Said - "i Guess It's My Turn."

To My Young Friends Out There: Life Can Be Great, But Not When You Can't See It. So, Open Your Eyes To Life: To See It In The Vivid Colors That God Gave Us As A Precious Gift To His Children, To Enjoy Life To The Fullest, And To Make It Count. Say Yes To Your Life.

People Don't Understand That All Presidents, The Minute They Become President, Get A Knock At The Door. And There's A Man There Saying, 'let's Talk About Your Funeral.' At The Time I Thought, God, That's A Terrible Thing. Later On, I Thought It Was Pretty Wise.

For Eight Years, I Was Sleeping With The President, And If That Doesn't Give You Special Access, I Don't Know What Does!

I Don't Intend For This To Take On A Political Tone. I'm Just Here For The Drugs.