My Mother Taught Me To Walk Proud

I Firmly Believe We Can Make Our Own Miracles If We Believe Strongly Enough In Ourselves And Our Mission On Earth.

A Woman's Dress Should Be Like A Barbed-wire Fence: Serving Its Purpose Without Obstructing The View.

Spaghetti Can Be Eaten Most Successfully If You Inhale It Like A Vacuum Cleaner.

I Can't Tell You That I Like Getting Older, But I Think I Can Cope With It Because Everybody Gets Older. Sometimes It's A Little Upsetting Because Time Goes By And You Want To Do More And You Have To Accept Life For What It Is And Find Some New Motivation That Gives You Drive And Enthusiasm.

I'm A Giraffe. I Even Walk Like A Giraffe With A Long Neck And Legs. It's A Pretty Dumb Animal, Mind You.