My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

One Of My Major Shortcomings - I'm Vindictive. I Don't Know Why That Is. Even In Petty Things In My Life I Tend To Strike Back. It's A Lot More Pleasurable A Sensation Than Feeling Threatened.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

When Those Waiters Ask Me If I Want Some Fresh Ground Pepper, I Ask If They Have Any Aged Pepper.