My Mom Taught Us The Serenity Prayer

I Don't Give A Bleep If Gays Get Married. That's Just A Contract, And That's Between Them And God. That Ain't Up To Me To Play God On That.

I Sobered Up And I Got To Thinking, Girl, You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking.

Justice Is The One Thing You Should Always Find.

I Ain't As Good As I Once Was, But I'm As Good Once As I Ever Was.

Here's The Thing. Just Because You're Pro-troops Doesn't Mean You're Pro-war. And Just Because You're Anti-war Doesn't Mean You're Anti-troops. Just Because You Don't Support The War People Think You Are Anti-troops And You Are A Bad Guy.