My Mom Is Still Yelling At Me

If You Believe The Good Stuff That People Say Then You Have To Believe The Bad Stuff And Then You Allow Yourself To Be On A Roller Coaster Of What Other People Think. So I Think You Try To Find The Good In The Bad And The Bad In The Good And Balance Yourself And Stay On An Even Keel.

The Sexiest Thing In The Entire World Is Being Really Smart. And Being Thoughtful And Being Generous. Everything Else Is Crap.

My Mom Was More Into The Yelling. She Was The Enforcer. She Was The One That Laid Down The Law. My Dad Made Up The Rules, But My Mom Laid Down The Law. It's Not Her Words, It's Her Tone That Sticks With Me.

It Takes A Lot Of Energy To Be Funny... For Me It Does. I Feel Like I Work Twice As Hard When I'm Doing Comedy.

I've Had Some Really, Really Wild Fun Nights In Vegas. I Ended Up On Stage Once With This Band, The Digital Underground, Doing The Humpty Dance.