My Main Hope For Myself Is To

I'm One Of Those Actors Who Is Going To Come In With 2,500 Ideas. You Can Shoot Down 2,499, But One Of Them You're Going To Like.

But I Just Felt At One Point That I Was On A Hamster Wheel, You Know? Just Doing Movie After Movie And Thinking So Much About Career Related Things And I Think Missing Out On Hanging With My Friends And Family As Much I Needed To.

I Was On My Bus, And On My Bus I Have A Yoga Swing. Jennifes Comes On, And She Goes, ' Hi, Woody, I'm J--- Is That A Sex Swing?' Her First Sentence To Me.

When I Was 23, 24, I Used To Have A Really Bad Runny Nose, Mucus, Tons Of Acne, Reddishness All Over. A Woman On A Bus I Took Looked At Me And Said I Was Lactose Intolerant. She Said: 'stop Dairy For Three Days, And All This Is Going To Go Away.' I Stopped Dairy, And Sure Enough It Was Gone Three Days Later, Never To Return Except When I Get Dairy Accidentally.

It’s Not Who You Want To Spend Friday Night With. It’s Who You Want To Spend All Day Saturday With.