My Lungs Sucked At Being Lungs.

Not To Ask The Obvious Question, But Why Alaska?

The Part I Enjoy Most Is Not The Doing, But The Noticing.

You Like Someone Who Can't Like You Back Because Unrequited Love Can Be Survived In A Way That Once-requited Love Cannot.

Boys Do Not Have The Monopoly In Staring Business, After All.

The Things I Would Do To That Boy. I Mean, Not Now That I Know You're Interested In Him. But, Oh, Sweet Holy Lord, I Would Ride That One-legged Pony All The Way Around The Corral." "kaitlyn," I Said. "sorry. Do You Think You'd Have To Be On Top?" "kaitlyn," I Said.