My Longing To Improve My Looks Via

As A Kid, You Await Holidays With A Wide-eyed, Passionate, Almost Maniacal Enthusiasm. Heavy Breathing Is Involved.

If Anger Were Mileage, I'd Be A Very Frequent Flyer, Right Up There In First Class.

Although Fear In The Right Dosage And Under The Right Circumstance Protects Us ... Imaginary Fear Offers Straitjackets Instead Of Lifejackets, Nooses Instead Of Safety Nets.

Think Of The Funniest Story From Your Life. Chances Are, It Was Something Awful At The Time.

...there Is A Celebrated Aphorism Insisting That The Best Way To Live Is To 'work Like You Don't Need The Money, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt.'...after Years Of Hearing And Reading These Lines I Have Decided To Tell The Truth: The Original Version Is Wrong. There Is A Grave Error In The Wording Of This Adage. The Correct Version Should Go As Follows: Love Like You Don't Need The Money, Work Like Nobody Is Watching, Dance Like You've Never Been Hurt. See? Doesn't That Make More Sense?