My Life Really Has Been One Long

My Life Really Has Been One Long Extravaganza.

Many Years Ago I Remember A Famous Actress Explaining To Me With Perfect Seriousness That Before Making An Entrance She Always Stood Aside To Allow God To Go On First. I Can Also Remember That On That Particular Occasion He Gave A Singularly Uninspired Performance.

A Bloody Good Thing, But Too Late.

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.