My Life Is Part Humor, Part Roses,

I Don't Want To Be A Reality Retro Star.

Everyone Wants To Go To The Party And The Red Carpet, But My Life Is 90% The Work.

I Am Truly Independently Owned And Operated.

I'm Addicted To Creating And Writing.

You Want To Go To A Summer Concert And Not Watch A Band Staring At Its Shoes For Six Hours And Complaining.