My Kids Idea Of A Hard Life

The Internal Revenue Service Is The Real Undefeated Heavyweight Champion.

Sure The Fight Was Fixed. I Fixed It With A Right Hand.

The Referee Is Going To Be The Most Important Person In The Ring Tonight Besides The Fighters.

Many People Fail Not So Much Because Of Their Mistakes; They Fail Because They Are Afraid To Try.

I Think Sleeping Was My Problem In School. If School Had Started At 4:00 In The Afternoon, I'd Be A College Graduate Today.